Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't been around in a long time. Life has been keeping me very busy lately so I'm sorry I haven't been particularly responsive if you have commented on my work or tried to communicate with me. Thank you to all the lovely people who gave me birthday wishes! It was incredibly sweet of all of you!

So basically, the reason I haven't been here much is that I actually did it - I moved to England. It's a lot more difficult than I hoped it would be - I am finding it hard to get full time employment to support myself. At the moment I kind of have three part time jobs - one as a waitress, one as a sales assistant in a stationary shop and one as a lab rat for a University (I get experimented on by psychology students ). I try to spend other time applying for other jobs - but to be honest I spend most of that time procrastinating from applying for other jobs because I hate job applications. You're repeating the same shit all over again and I get intimidated by job descriptions because I never feel I'm competent or qualified enough for the role. Job rejections can be demoralising.

Anyway, with all the procrastination and job applications I haven't felt that I have deserved to spend time on DA. However, I do have some obligations to fill out! Here are the winners for the Gender Bender Fairytale Contest! Congratulations to all of you!

Beginner Winners!

Intermediate Winners!

Advanced Winners!

Honourable Mentions

Beginners

Intermediate

Advanced